I am here to address the painful lack of psychic-powered, spork-themed video games on the market today with this game-type-thing called “Psycutlery.”  You should totally play it.

Click here to get it so you can totally play it!

Perhaps you may be wondering why I called it a “game-type thing” rather than a “game.”

That’s because I have only just begun making it, so at this point it serves as a “proof of concept” or an “engine test” or whatever fancy technobabble term you choose to describe a single playable level, whose sole purpose is to demonstrate the features and give folks some ideas about what this project will be like for when it becomes an actual game. The level herein may not even be in the final game, it’s only there to give ideas and so on.

So anyway!

Run, jump, control a one-eyed spork with your mind, and DEVOUR EVIL!

You play as a space traveler named “Lillian the Alien,” and you eat everything.  And completely wreck everything else.


…And ride unicorns.


It’s only going to get crazier from there.

So, yeah, please try out the demo and let me know what you think.  One thing you may be thinking is what was thinking when I decided to make a video game about a magical eyeball spork, buuuuuuuut we’re gonna leave all that for the next post.  So until then, our music guy will probably be posting updates with FANCY MOVING PICTURES on The Twitter.  And possibly The Facebook, too.

There’s more spork-slinging madness on the way, so stay tuned!